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Name: mr.
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Los Angeles
Birthday: 2/19/1982
Gender: Male


Interests: i like to eat bamboo and sleep. trees are my favorite.
Expertise: i'm good at climbing trees and looking cute. some would also call me the koala pimp. i love to tease and flirt with all ladies.
Occupation: Student


Message: message me


Member Since: 1/25/2005

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Friday, April 14, 2006

1 = 5

2 = 25

3 = 125

4 = 625

5 = ?


Saturday, February 11, 2006

How to make a koaloalabear
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
1 part humour
5 parts
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!


Monday, February 06, 2006

I am bisexual or homosexual.

I've run away from home.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am for Bush.

I listen to political music.
I've collected comic books.
I am shorter than 5'5.
I think I'm ugly.    
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I open up to others easily.   
I am keeping a secret from the world.   
I watch the news.

I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an iPod or MP3 player.
I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on e-bay.
I love Disney Movies.
I am a sucker for eyes.

I don't kill bugs.
I curse regularly.    
I paid for that cell phone ring.
I'm a sports fanatic.
I have "x"s in my screen name.   
I love Spam.
I bake well.
I would wear pajamas to school.

I own something from Abercrombie
I have a job.  

I love Martha Stewart.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I am self conscious.
I like to laugh.
I smoke.
I liked Perks of Being a Wallflower.
I liked Go Ask Alice.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
I eat fast food weekly.  
I have many scars.    
I believe in ghosts.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I see a therapist.
I take anti-depressants.  
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I am comfortable with being me. 
I play video games.
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship. 
I'm married.

Gotten lost in your city.
Saw a shooting star.
Wished on a shooting star.
Saw a meteor shower.
I had a serious surgery.
Gone out in public in your pajamas.

I have kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger. 
Been in a fist fight. 
Been arrested.
Laughed and had milk or another drink come out of my nose.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator. 
Made out in an elevator.    
Swore at your parents.
Kicked a guy where it hurts.    
Been close to love.
Been bungee jumping.
Been skydiving.
Broken a bone.
Skipped school. 
Saw a therapist.
Played spin the bottle.
Gotten stitches.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. 
Bitten someone.

Been to Niagara Falls.
Gotten the chicken pox.
Kissed a member of the same sex.
Crashed into a friend's car.
Been to Japan.
Ridden in a taxi.
Shoplifted. 
Been fired. 
Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. 
Stole something from your job.
Gone on a blind date.
Had a crush on a teacher. 
Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
Been to Europe.
Slept with a co-worker.

Been married.

Gotten divorced.
Had children.
Been to Africa.
Driven over 400 miles in one day.  
Been to Canada.
Been to Mexico.
Been on a plane.
Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Thrown up in a bar.

Eaten Sushi.
Been snowboarding.

Been Skiing.
Met someone in person from the internet.
Been to a moto cross show.

Lost a child.

Gone to college.    
Graduated college.
Done hard drugs.
Had someone cheat on you.
Miss someone right now.
Taken painkillers when you didn't need them.
Smoked weed.
Snorted cocaine.
Ate shrooms.
Inhailed Nitrous.
Been in love.
Woke up crying.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Peed from laughing.


Thursday, February 02, 2006

Greed:Very High
 
Gluttony:High
 
Wrath:Very High
 
Sloth:High
 
Envy:Medium
 
Lust:High
 
Pride:High
 

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz


Monday, March 21, 2005

This is a little story about me...I mean a koala friend of mine.  True Story by the way...

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion.

"Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.

Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."

The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:

"HOOKER: person who has sex for money."

Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door. The hooker reads:

"KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves."



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